Jeremy is such an

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arse-face for not registering.


and where is sweetz?? I think Sweetz is teasing us with her absense for a bit...but jeremy is just an arse-face. If we write shit about him maybe he will sign up to defend himself. It takes 5 seconds to register just to show your support of Jenkies little enterprise but he's too busy getting horny over his tomatoes and what not. What an arse face...his face is like an arse...an old leathery one...yeah, thats right.

any news on any of the other oldies Jen?

[Jen]

Jayour's internet is down, so he hasn't joined as of yet (he was at a net cafe). Other-- not sure at all. I have sent them all emails, all replied yes, except for 3 which I have no heard from yet (Rabbi, SAD and... Jeremy).

So, I guess it's just a waiting game now =).

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[Jen]

No, really, I'm hiding.

[The Artful Lost]

Well, Mr. Bo Tany may have some things to deal with at the moment, It. Why not just let him come when he's ready to? We're not trying to force everyone over, we'd just like to have everyone here in a new productive forum.

By the way... that rump needs some Jergens, ASAP.

[Jen]

I was thinking Nivea Q10.

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OH! he so hasnt got anything else to do (unless you count getting all hot in the loins about his photosynthetic multicellular organisms).

J-baiting can be a most enjoyable passtime <-- tho it turns my hair ginger.

[Ina]

Oh Jeremy, yes yes, the playboy, the farmer, the diabolical forum dodging genius or simply the "arse." Can he even read this? We should bombard him with emails, two a day from each of us that would make...a lot of annoying emails a day. Maybe he is "over it" IT being the internet. Maybe he got married and his wife is a big baboon that stands infront of the computer and wont let him on. I could go on...but alas, I have to go to work and die slowly inside.

[Jen]

He's having many affairs with plants. He has pornographic images tomatoes! HE SHOWED ME!

[Jen]

Heh heh heh... rule 34

[Divya Jyoti]

Lets be more understanding.. maybe his plant mistress made him pledge by his seed kids that he won't join this site!! she was insecure because of the display image of the forum

[Jeremy]

Sorry, I was molesting some leaves.

Looks like my face needs a good exfoliator, some sort of acid peel....

Um...jen you must not have my email address, since I only heard about this from obnoxious sarah comments (but aren't they ALL really...? BANG BANG BANG!!!) left on xanga and then the link you put on your thingy, although that was a while ago, so who can even remember what we were talking about...I forgive you.

Holy crap, ina is alive? coolio. lawyering? what the...

so anyways. hey all. the arse is here.

[Jeremy]

Lets be more understanding.. maybe his plant mistress made him pledge by his seed kids that he won't join this site!! she was insecure because of the display image of the forum

'sigh'....a plant mistress, if only.

and what of the tina? is there a man-mistress in your life? (just assume that made sense)

[The Artful Lost]

Well, it looks like there is more than one way to trim the tree, ne? Welcome to the Coast, J. Glad to have you with us. o/

[Jeremy]

haha, hey man, long time. Awesome picture....the quasi-fro (how it looked to me) is freaking awesome. I'm currently employing the 'fro-hawk' myself...sigh, if ONLY jen would let us post pics here.

haha, it will be nice to just be a regular user and be able to bitch about things without having any responsibility for the practicality of it or the ease of implementation.

WE WANT PICTURES AND VIDEO AND SMALL ASIAN WOMEN TO WALK ON OUR BACKS LIKE IN THE MOVIES! and a car that both flies and can go underwater like a submarine. a flying car submarine. i'm sure there's code for that somewhere....

[Jeremy]

Did anyone else notice the pooh stain on that rump?

Sarah really is connected to shamus, because thats what his butt looks like after he dream-craps.

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Damn it....i was counting on reverse psychology...never again!

How dare you even mention the guru's 1st world name in such a setting.

oh....we could have a little happy shamus thread tho...for anecdotes and pics and the like...that would be pleasant ...eheehe i remember that time he took me ice skating...and his legs were all going in diferent directions hehehe...and then that girl with the glasses showed up and was trying to lead him away because we were in this haunted house and this evil professor was trying to...oh wait a mo...hmm that may have been scooby doo...

[Jen]

Dood, you can post pictures. You just need to link them from a image host (look in the forum Coastline Mementos).

I thought that by posting A WHOLE RANT about the forum, you, Sarah, and Jenny would have GOTTEN THE POINT. But you're a man, and are forgiven for the time being.

... just for now.

Welcome to the forums, excuse my manners =P

[Ina]

hey Jeremy! In the most virtual way I am glad to see your name on this forum!
do you still play Boggle?

[Divya Jyoti]

haha hey jeremy!!

man mistress? dont think so.. jen asked me to marry her[in the most insignificant jovial non lesbian manner] if it counts..

[Jen]

See, marital bliss

Wife! *cuddles*

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I think that makes me Tina's mother in law you took my baby from me...im going to be such a bitch

[Jen]

Bitch!

BITCH COUNT!

We're at 2. 3.

[The Artful Lost]

Hmm.... eeyeah... *walks away from this one*

[Divya Jyoti]

haha ok this is becoming absurd.

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