This is the Matrimony Thread

[Jen]

I think it's time TiRo and I officialize our marital status.

We are married.

Now, I also think it's right to say that we should all be polygamous at this point. And marry each other off to whomever we choose.
I agree.
... this was fun.

The point of the game is to marry people off to others. Doesn't matter who they are. If you don't like it, say divorce and explain why.

So,
Ina and Tony the Tiger- discuss. It's a scandal, isn't it !

I say that James Franco and I are married as well.
TiRo, James Franco will cook for us.

[Ina]

I think it's time TiRo and I officialize our marital status.

We are married.

Now, I also think it's right to say that we should all be polygamous at this point. And marry each other off to whomever we choose.
I agree.
... this was fun.

So,
Ina and Tony the Tiger- discuss. It's a scandal, isn't it !

I say that James Franco and I are married as well.
TiRo, James Franco will cook for us.

Isnt Tony the Tiger gay though? He has been hanging out at the snap crackle and pop mansion with the three little elves and that is just shady. I hear from the Pilsbury Dough boy that he poked him (but not in his belly, and not with a finger).

i think i will pass.

[Jen]

... well, he's got great style. Orange and black is in.

[Ina]

... well, he's got great style. Orange and black is in.

he is a bit Emo looking and I like my Emo boys (or Tigers)....

but I do like, umm, you know, to be wanted for my hot bod, not for my mind... so this gay thing isnt going to work.

[Ina]

If Sarah will have me I will co marry her with whom ever wants to marry her also.

[Jen]

We need Sarah to agree now.
I would marry her to my cousin's nostril (hehehehehe. She knows who I am talking about).

[Divya Jyoti]

After the thread I declare Jeremy married to absurd absurd guard cells in leaf stomata...

James Franco who?? he better know how to cook indian food.

[love it]

oh Ina-malzonka? =D if you dont mind our kids having chubby ankles and froggy toes (my toes are pretty much all the same length and its a pretty stubborn gene). Their ears would probably be on the sides of their head tho.

I was married to the almost 3rd thread in The Debate Corner before it got deleted by some Stalinist.

i'm not at all bitter.

[Jen]

BASK IN HIS HOTNESS.

And he can cook whatevvveerrr you want

[love it]

Who is it? he has Jimmy Dean eyes.

[Jen]

JAMES FRANCO.

AGHHHAAAA....

[Divya Jyoti]

haha jen I will never doubt/questions your decisions ever again

[Jen]

He's hot, isn't he I KNOW MY HOTNESS!

[love it]

I found a ginger version of Jen today >.<

^ thats a link btw...

[Jen]

So. New Matrimony:

Jeremy and these guys

[Ina]

Jeremy must marry Krasinski (the cutest ball of cuteness from the show the Office), so then I could be Krasinski's mistress because he got bored with Jeremy because the house life has become monotonous, and Jeremy no longer makes him feel special. Do it for me.

[Jen]

All right..

Jeremy and Krasinski.

Matrimoniyizs!

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